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Disclaimer: This talk forum post is submitted by users and does not represent the views or opinions of Reiten Television, KXNet.com, its staff and associates. Viewing page 1 of 1 | | go to page: 1 The interviews... Posted By Marilyn Posted On: Nov 3 2009 12:40PM Three Blondes  were all applying for the last available position on the  Minot Police Department, that of a detective. The  Chief Detective conducting the interview  looked at the three of them and said, 'So y'all want to be cops, huh?' The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. Now,' he said, 'did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?' The blonde immediately said, 'Yes, I did. He has only one eye!' The detective shook his head and said, 'Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!' The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde and said, 'What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?' 'Yes! He only has one ear!' The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, 'Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!' The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, 'This is probably a waste of time, but...' He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, 'All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?' The blonde said, 'I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.' The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, 'You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?' The blonde rolled her eyes and said, 'Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.' Viewing page 1 of 1 | KXNet.com POLL! - Job Approval Rating: Senator Kent Conrad go to page: 1 KX Member Tools (requires login) view a list of your posts | update your forum profile change your picture (avatar) Republican? - Democrat? - Independent? << Back to the entertainment Forum Related Topics Top Talk Forum Discussions Biblical Prophecy-Signs of the Times(486 Comments) New Town schools forcing all kids to learn Hidatsa(134 Comments) Let's Utilize this HUGE building..Home Depot(23 Comments) Bismarck Police department(6 Comments) Wayne Stenehjem(14 Comments) songs/music(29 Comments) God cannot be both Omnipotent and Omnicient at the same time(176 Comments) Child Support Law Is Unfairly Totally Against Men(398 Comments) Islam or Christianity(642 Comments) NASCAR(63 Comments) Brian Kalk(18 Comments) Wade Montgomery(18 Comments) gypsy paving operation north dakota(10 Comments) Breast Cancer(63 Comments) North Dakota Foods(19 Comments) Things that I Hate(110 Comments) Now I get it(81 Comments) any gardeners out there?(80 Comments) Ice Cream Truck(21 Comments) Stray Dogs on the Turtle Mountain Indian Reservation(85 Comments) Who will be the new KXMB Chief Meteorologist?(10 Comments) Islam vs Christianity, revisited(88 Comments) Gov tells King Obama no(20 Comments) Meatballs(117 Comments) "Hey ! Where's(51 Comments) child support laws(20 Comments) The president lied yesterday, AGAIN(39 Comments) Rider's Commandments(76 Comments) DOW(43 Comments) Census Jobs? not for all.(23 Comments)

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