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Recently I recieved a letter from choppshoppe and Indian Princess (Sqwa ta haunt us) graphicly displayed a communications :  

animalfriend,  is that Pets alias? This place is pretty dead lately KXvuhur.   You should really have posted on General, people don't know you are  here...... maybe thats a good thing.... choppeshoppe

Posted By SHOPPEGIRL ID#: 1614 Posted On: Nov 18 2009 9:27AM Dear KXvuhur, Are you on vacation?   Ann Landers never took a vacation. Indianprincess

Dear chopp, and animal princess in answer to your question I feel I will answer to you   both?  I hope you dont mind.   No I am not on vacation , and Anne never worked as hard as I have , and her rational suggestions were just boring. 

For instance, Little_man747 writes : Dear Kx Viewer, I am not the proud father of a baby boy, but i  senced ridicule in my wifes voice when she said " Oh Look John he has your   penis".  

My question is how would you take this?  As an insult or should i just pretend i didnt hear the remark and stew on it the rest of my life? Because I am already getting tired of the nurses wispering and  laughing   when i walk by. 

Signed : Little_man747

Dear Little_man , Its the "George Kistanza's  I just took a cold shower syndrome" dont worry about it after all   you were man enough to impregnate your betrothed and make a mama out of her.   awww you did do that I assume , didnt you ?    how big is your closet ?

Signed : Kx Vuhur.

As you see Choppe, Anne would have never spiced this story up infact she would not have bothered to answer the poor mans question at all. 

Signed Kx Vuhur

PS.  All your LimBot solutions will tomorrow's problems.

Dear KXvuhur,

Are you on vacation?   Ann Landers never took a vacation.

Indianprincess

animalfriend,  is that Pets alias?

This place is pretty dead lately KXvuhur.   You should really have posted on General, people don't know you are  here...... maybe thats a good thing....

choppeshoppe

HELLOOOOooooo and how   

Recently animalfriend writes:  Please Mr. Kx  my dog Sparkey was born with no hind legs and steel balls.  Lately he has been showing his age, and dragging ass and never keeps up with the pickup.  I was wondering if I should spend money on pep pills for him and claim as a tax break, or get him prosthetics, and really evade paying tax and NOT doing my part in getting rid of the country's deficit.  Which do you think i should do, go for the pep pills or the prosthetics ?

Sorry to have to cut this short but sparkey just bit that moron kid next door with no teeth and her mommy is a welfare crack whore.  Someone should find her daddy and behead him and pour hot oil down his throat and light him up like a flamin islamaltov candle. 

Thank you luv n kisses the beggers are at my door again life is sooo hard.

Signed : Animalfriend

Dear Animalfriend,     I am thinking   one bullet and .  one rifle.  Be sure to close your pickup door or sparkey is liable to crawl in the cab and make things messy. 

Pay your taxes scammer  !

Signed: Da Vuhur.

PS That moron kid aint got no daddy because he died in Iraq,  you may not know this, but then I will bet you never asked ?  

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Recently Shoppegirl writes :

Sorry Vuhur if you can't figure that one out for yourself.

Its not politically correct to make fun of small people.   SO KEWL IT!!

sincerely,

shoppegirl

Dear Shoppegirl   who you calling short ?   ET Tou Brutae?

I am the shortest person in the state!  dont forget it, so get all the way down here and talk to me at eye   ↔  level and say that.  FFS reread the post it is Marilyn making fun of going over my low and slow cephaled intellectual level .

by now you should feel dumb

Thank you for the view of another side of you

Signed: Kx Vuhur

PfreakinS I am going to get you a Rush Limbough Super Absorbic Bib.

Sorry Vuhur if you can't figure that one out for yourself.

Its not politically correct to make fun of small people.   SO KEWL IT!!

sincerely,

shoppegirl

HELLOOOOOooo  HOwwww   


Recently Marilyn insinuates :
I'm sorry if I went over your head on that one Viewer. I'll be more careful next time and type more
s  l  o  w  l  y....

 Dear Marilyn how nice of you to write.  You should not be sorry  or should you brag about going over a  slow dwarfs head .  You dont need to be mean and go after my one physcal defect.  I am the only one i know whos feet are visible in a North Dakota Drivers License. You are so mean you will probably start a joke about crossing a midgit with a computer and getting a short circuit   ha ha i forgot to laugh.  Why dont you ask me how many pushups my dad can do?  He only has no arms.  My Gf has only one eye   and when we go out, i am so short nobody notices me and every guy out there think she is winking at them. She is only   blinking at you for god's sake leave her alone she is the only thing that I got. 

Anyway Marilyn   thanks for your awww   short-fallings on discrimination on the height impaired . Shall we discuss your inconsideration of s   l  o  w     p  e  o  p  l  e ?  

 Let me tell you this,  some ot the best things in life are slow and way to short !!!

Signed: The Vuhur

P **kin S.  How many times have I posted to you LADYS when you talk to men DUMB IT ↓DOWN !!!

HELLOOOOooo   

Recently RRWPE* Shoppegirl comments, and I would like to add that any of the ideas expressed by shoppegirl does not in any way proclaim the views of the Vuhur , writes :

  Thank god I do not need your worldly advice.   After reading all your solutions I feel that I am a much better judge KXVUHER of what is good for me than listening to you.

But I do admit your answers are humorous.   :)    So, keep up the good work.



Dear RRWPE it is common knowlege that any person in a psychological and drug dependancy ward, to blame others for their actions.  Nuff said.  

* RRWE (Rush's Right-Wing Political Extemist).

  Thank god I do not need your worldly advice.   After reading all your solutions I feel that I am a much better judge KXVUHER of what is good for me than listening to you.

But I do admit your answers are humorous.   :)    So, keep up the good work.

HELLOOOOooooo an how   

Recently Shoppegirl writes:
 

Thank you for your post Shoppegirl   Do you have something in your eye?  Have you stuffed your orbital eyeball's corona with kernals of Jiffy pop ?

Sincerely Kx Vuhur

p.s.  This girl needs the help of an ophthamologist and retinal transplant of the optic nerve in the morning.  She keeps this up and she will replace the Helen Keller poster child.

HELLOOOooo and how   

Recently Marilyn writes:

Posted By Marilyn ID#: 23777 Posted On: Oct 21 2009 10:22PM You don't have to thaw it if you put it in on LOW....like 325

Posted By Marilyn ID#: 23777 Posted On: Oct 22 2009 12:08AM

Thank you for your posts Marilyn but as all women do, they assume we men know what you mean by "IN"  and further more you throw in rhetoric as "put it in on low"   low what?  And then to add insult to injury you say " like 325"    minutes? hours?

This is exactly what I am speaking of  when you women speak to men you need to "DUMB IT DOWN↓" a bit ! ok? 

Signed: Kx Veiwer

HELOOOoooo  

Recently Shoppegirl's knee-jerks and in Babinski fashion, blurts and beltches out in one breath:
Kindness is over rated Marilyn and vuhur.. :)



Dear Shoppegirl if kindness is over rated you owe me cause you have been paying much less than the over-rated price, and raise your hand or something next time, and I will call on you. OK? : )

Yours Truley KX Vuhur.

 P.s.sit.      what did you do with your drool rag you salivaed yourself up again?                                                                                                       

HELLOOOOooo  

Marilyn reiterates retorical rhetoric: Thank you KX, you're always so wise...
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I just want what's right, and what's fair. No freeloaders, 'get it free just because we can'... and some happiness and thankfulness. It's not a wussy thing to be thankful for things or to be nice to people. Kindness will go a long way and will forge strong friendships.
  Dear Marilyn, The Damn highway workers are more an obstacle than a help  they need to stay out of our way.  I never realized how many hispanic people worked for the ND state highway department.    detour this!

  Kindness ?  Try sticking that in your tank and see how far you get. I guess its ok to be thankful to get as far as we got   considering the banks took it all.  We can look at the bright side at least we can walk home from as far as we   got

Thank you for your problem

Signed: KX Vuher.

P.s. Do I have to thaw my turkey loaf before i put it in the oven?